"What about you an' me, love? Just the two of us? Show you a good time in Torguta."
"I don't care what you say, you still have to pay me, sir."
Jack Sparrow stared down at the half-eaten meat pie on his plate. A cockroach was sticking awkwardly out the side.The most disgusting thing he had ever eaten in his life. And the meat pie didn't taste too great, either he thought to himself.
"Pay, you say? For this?"
"Yes." Mrs.Lovett's face went stern and grave. Quickly, she held out her hand, "Five pounds."
Five pounds? Is she mad? Five pounds for this... this... "You've got a great figure, you know that love?" Jack took Mrs.Lovett's hand and held it passionately, "Mrs...."
"...Lovett. ....Lovey. Can I call you Lovey?"
"...I'd prefer if you didn't."
"Lovey.... Name's Sparrow. Captain Jack Sparrow. What say you an' me hit it off for a bit, go out for some drinks, have a few laughs, and forget the five pounds." Impatiently, Mrs.Lovett cleared he